Calvin Harris
adj. a person who “gets all the girls”
as in the song by calvin harris “the girls”
he’s such a calvin harris
typical sellout, in his old days he was a cool electro/house music artist who released cool tracks like “the girls”, “blue” and “acceptable in the 80s”. now he’s a pop star who releases chart music for kids and people who like pop music. he just releases tracks now where he provides some average bet for some horrible rapper like tinie tempah to rap over or for some chart singer to sing over. the fact more people like him now does not make him a better music artist.
chart music fan: “dude have you heard the new calvin harris song?”
house music fan: “yeah i hated it, i miss the days when he used to be good.”
chart music fan: “oh well, i love house music, artists like david guetta, calvin harris and avicci”
house music fan: (shakes his head and walks off with his earphones on listening to the chemical brothers)
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