Calvin Johnson


arguably the best wide receiver on the planet today. attended georgia tech for three years. won the biletnikoff (best wr) award his junior year. a top 5 pick in the draft. also referred to as “the truth”.
the acc is glad as h-ll that calvin johnson entered the nfl draft.
god. of god. as in, calvin johnson is god.

“aw f-ck, what was that for, god d-mn it?”

“oh sh-t, don’t you dare bring calvin johnson into this”
21 inch rims. usually gold.
i got my own slab with calvin johnsons on it. if you don’t know the lingo, them 21’s homie.

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