calvinism
a theological system made up by augustine of hippo, further systematized by the arriving of john calvin. it teaches double-predestination; fatalism.
argues for calvinism with a christian predestined to argue against calvinism.
the system of theology, defined by john calvin, emphasizing the sovereignty of g-d over the free will of man, in which g-d undoubtedly and effectually saves his elect.
calvinism alone is the gospel and nothing else.
christian creed that really makes g-d out to be a child abuser who favors one child above the other. the one who he does not favor is thrown on a highway full of cars and gets his child killed. upheld by all the fundamentalist baptist cults who claim that “once saved always saved” bs to give them a license to claim that every single evil thing they do is all for the glory of g-d.
did you hear about that guy who bombed the k-mars house, must be some calvinism followers.
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