residue wipe
the act of rewiping your -ss – usually about 30 minutes after taking your initial sh-t. this act of rewiping has to occur to relieve your -ss from the itching that is so freaking bad and you know that either some sh-t is still clinging to your -ss or sh-t has mysteriously reappeared. immediate relief is usually felt afterward
me- i think i have to do a residue wipe.
wife- what the he’ll is that?
me- well , i took a major sh-t earlier and now my -ss (it is usually self explanatory after that)
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