calvon


a skinny person who eats d-ck with his she male lover
man your such a wh-r- calvin
a stupid person
very uneducated
has a problem seeing the obvious
very big n00b towards computers

note: cal is short for calvon
“d-mn cal you sure are one lame f-cka, ram can’t leak.”

“d-mn cal don’t you see that just a load.”

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