calzagne
a lasagne in a calzone.
some say it’s the original forgotten dish that the roman emperors used to eat before a battle, but was broken down 2 separate dishes, as most common men couldn’t handle the full beast due certain factors (ingredients, money, stomach size or lack of ambition).
it’s a 2 sharing dish that consists of a full lasagne being inserted into a calzone. all ingredients of both dishes fully intact.
ideally eaten before or after a night of heavy drinking, as it’s quite the calorie bomb.
great additions are salami and/or jalapeno peppers, as well as garlic sauce.
oh no, i’ve got a big night ahead and i’m not sure if i’ll be able for it…
– don’t worry, a calzagne should do it.
waiter, one calzagne to share please!
– extra salami and jalapenos?
obvs… and some garlic sauce on top. thanks
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