Calzonazos
spanish slang for — completely and totally whipped by your girlfriend. most frequently occurs when an spanish guy is in love with a spanish girl but they are far apart (e.g. he is in ny and she is in barcelona). she wears the pants in the situation and basically he’s just along for the ride.
mira ese tio es la definicion de calzonazos….o mejor dicho wonderwoman…..
dícese de aquél que comete dejación de sus funciones de macho-alfa en presencia de una hembra, esta ejerce sobre él una influencia de gran poder y de manera sutil.
admin, eres un calzonazos, ¡vuelve con nosotros!
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