Cambodian Firecracker
when a male drinks such a substantial amount of alcohol that it seeps into his t-st-cl-s and turns his s-m-n flammable. while jerking off, the friction between his hand and p-n-s creates heat. during -j-c-l-t–n, the heat from the friction combined with flammable skeet equals one d-ck on fire.
kane: so how was the bar last night?
erick: after getting really depressed about realizing that i can’t get women, i got really drunk, went home, and launched off a cambodian firecracker.
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