cambodian mistletoe
a s-xual act in which the male or female singles out their big-toe and soccer kicks it into their mates -n-s.
andrew: “last night i gave jessica a cambodian mistletoe and missed a little bit.”
jeremy: “what happened next?!”
andrew: “we spent six hours in the emergency room waiting for all the mexicans to get their minor cough checked out and they had to st-tch her b-tthole shut…”
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