Cambodian Phone Call
the act of stuffing a phone (on vibrate) in to a male’s -n-s. the other partner then calls said phone while giving head to the male. if truly commited, the female will most likely lick the remaining fecal matter off of the phone upon completion.
“dude, taylor gave me a cambodian phone call last night and now my phone smells like sh-t!”
“wait, she didn’t lick it off afterwards?”
“no, she said it was too gross or something”
“dude, she might not be as in to you as you think…”
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