cocktopussy

a noun meaning s-xual intercourse, literally ‘c-ck to p-ssy’.

derivation: a pun on the t-tle of the james bond film / book ‘octop-ssy’ in which the lead character, mr bond (double agent 007), gets plenty of ‘c-ck to p-ssy’.

hey babe, we’ve had a great night out, now how about a little c-cktop-ssy (wink, wink!).
1. a slang term for s-x
2.the ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having s-x. this creature has eight long c-cks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge p-ssy; the mouth of the beats. many have been killed by the mythical beast,and the beast is the cause for many of the virgins left in the world.
1. (at a party)
guy 1: i don’t want a relationship, i just really want to go c-cktop-ssy with you.
sl-t: okay!

2. (at a bar)
guy1: dude, let’s blow this joint! it’s got a bad c-cktop-ssy ratio!
guy2: yeah it’s a total sausage fest!

3. (in a bad scifi movie)
guy1: holy sh-t, it’s the octop-ssy!
stupid sl-t who trips and dies: oh my god!!!
guy1: we gotta get out of here, that p-ssy looks hungry!!
sswt&d: yeah, totally!
a man, or woman, possesing eight c-cks and one v-g-n-.
when that fool m-st-rb-t-s it gets f-cking everywhere, he’s such a c-cktop-ssy.