Cambodian Raquetball
a more exciting form of raquetball with two or more people where the objective of the game is to hit the other compet-tors. an order will be chosen by whomever decides to go first, second, third, and so on. the first person serves the ball, then the second person attempts to aim correctly and hit another compet-tor. if they miss the next person goes and it keeps going until someone gets h-t. then the person that gets h-t, serves and the order continues normally, so if the third person gets h-t, they serve and the fourth person has to hit someone and so on. a person loses once the get hit three times, once someone gets three strikes they leave the court in shame. you can hit anywhere on a persons body and the whole court is used for escaping. this game is not meant for people that will cry if they get hit in the face. any form of trash talking is accepted and being loud is neccessary.
“yo, qvan. i don’t know how to play raquetball.”
“me neither.”
“you wanna just try to hit each other with the ball and give it a bad-ss name?”
“sure.”
thus cambodian raquetball was born.
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