camel
a semi-popular progressive rock band of the 1970’s, most famous for their alb-ms, mirage and the snowgoose.
camel isn’t just some hairy animal, -ss…
johannes rypkema
a very large -ss on a girl, or nice round b-tt
if a girl has a really nice b-tt you would say that girl has a camel
a camel is a dreamer-upper of dessert adventures. they are loyal and comp-ssionate and perfect companions for adventures of happy-hedgehog rescue missions and tangerine-boat-cruises down the nile and orchestral concerts in the dessert and cloud surfing along the great wall of china. they’ll take you to india to smoke opium together with the maharaja tiki tiki blip blop in the tanned tiger teepee and help you defeat giant platypus in greece, they love nothing more than to explore crystal caves in search of paradise vacations but they’ll also happily stay home to play uno and drink hot chocolate after a day of hardcore skiing.
camels cook scrumptious pampadams and draw exceptionaly well. they write exceptional birthday cards, sing lovely songs and they like iced coffe’s and beer but not together. they are honourable and beautiful and rare, and if you’re ever so ridiculously lucky enough to find one, join forces.
this day is sh-t i wish i had my camel.
when a girl gives you oral pleasure and spits the ejaculatory fluids on you
you broke up with susie?
yea, everything was cool till she cameled me in my eye.
a type of delicious cigarette that everyone enjoys.
hey dude, you gotta pack of camels?
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