n00b


a inexperienced and/or ignorant or unskilled person. especially used in computer games.
haha that n00b got pwned.

n00b keyboard

stfu 8 ball

n00bz0rs
n.

1) a person who is new to a game
2) a person who, regardless of experience, lacks the skill or copmetence to be compet-tive in a certain game
3) someone who tends to whine or complain when being beaten at a game – often done by accussing more skilled opponents of hacking
4) one who may talk trash, claiming to be elite at a game, only to be beaten down by a better player, or will turn down any games when challenged by better players.

v.

1) to act or behave in the way that a n00b would
2) behaving as if lacking experience, skill or knowledge

note: can be used with a number of connotations. often is used mockingly or in a manner of jesting. other times is used seriously, but is often considered a brainless or weak insult when used alone as a supposed malicious insult. is generally considered rude and deragatory unless a person is displaying disregard and general apathy towards other players – in this case, skill may be a non-factor (see definitions 3 and 4).

see also n00bed, n00bie, and newbie
n.

this n00b just charges in at the enemies and gets owned in the first 10 seconds of the game.

v. look at this guy n00bing it up – i’ve never seen anyone die so fast, so often.
an individual that plays a particular multiplayer game less than 15 hours a day, thus causing him/her to be less skilled at that game than the person calling him/her a n00b. n00bs are usually cl-ssified as having a job, an active social life, and possibly a lover. these things are reviled in the “gamer” community, which means that n00bs are hated with a p-ssion in thier circles. the term is usually used in counterstrike servers and battle.net, where many mouthbreathing “elite gamers” and internet tough-guys can be found.
normal player: hey, how do i beat (x) if i’m using (y)?
“elite” gamer: lololol ur a n00b u suk lolol pwned get sum skilz nub f-g
normal player: uhhh….what?
(n) an online user who still knows how to spell and use basic sentence structure
> h-llo.
> stfu n00b u sukc ih8u gfy
a peron who thinks they are very “internet savvy” but they just make them self look stupid.
n00b : haha i pwnd j00!!!
guy : lol n00b
n00b : im not a n00b you hax0r lol i rock!!!
guy : wat a n00b
the derogatory word used to label someone who is new to a particular game/forum/server/where-ever. many people misuse the word, insulting new members by calling them ‘n00b’s.

the word ‘newb’ is sometimes confused with this term – ‘newb’ standing for ‘new beginner’. whereas a n00b means one of two common terms.

1) a new member who is acting stupidly.
2) a member who is acting stupidly, regardless of level and/or experience.
1) “lol, u level 1 n00b stfu pwned.”
2) “wow, that guy’s been here for 4 years and he still acts like a n00b.”
a player who may or may not be new to a game, but insists on doing brainless things, especially things that hinder the team. those who are defined as “n00bs” will also refuse to listen to words of wisdom or, even worse, berate those who try to help.
j00 n00b i’m going to report you to n00bstories.com

Read Also:

  • alaskan express

    the use of frozen male fecies as a d-ld- hero-“so dude i was bangn this hot chick and i had an idea. we could freez of my dookies and she could stick it in her v-g-n- and -rg-sm.” hiscoverer- “i belive thats called the alaskan express, i saw it on late-night history channel

  • Alex Trebec

    1) the host of t.v.’s jeopardy 2) a canadian. that alex trebec is one smart canadian what i say in american history cl-ss whenever the teacher asks a “who” question. ironically it was the right answer once. mrs. loberg, “does anyone know who ran in the election of 1800?” me, “alex trebec.”

  • All of the sudden

    a stupid variation for “all of a sudden”, which people who are stupid use. all of the sudden, matt corrected me when i said ‘all of the sudden’

  • all pink

    slang for woman’s anatomy lujuanna: “what you really want to see is all pink” dave: “f-ck yeah !”

  • that's okay

    no a polite negative reponse to an offer. sounds like you’re agreeing but actually means the opposite. this phrase is very hard to argue with without being rude. commonly used when a salesperson tries to get you to buy something extra, or when someone who likes you but you don’t want to involved with offers […]


Disclaimer: n00b definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.