camel phase
a human may exist for many moons without s-x, going through life’s motions and barely even noticing the lack of fornication in his/her life. indeed, once a s-x-deprived individual overcomes the horniness, desperation and loneliness of celibacy, and lives long enough in absence of s-x, he/she enters a new phase of acceptance and ownership of this destiny. as a camel may survive on its own supply of water in his hump, humans, too, may self-sustain in their own self-humping phase: camel phase.
i haven’t been laid since the bush era. i’m in camel phase by now.
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