Camel Toad


“camel toe” written on a peice of paper, except when iced tea has been spilled on said paper and some dumb b-tch reads it, then writes to a newspaper columnist because she thinks it’s a drug her godson is taking. (find the picture online)

camel toad the reason the pool is so popular.
omg! help me! my godson wrote on a peice of paper he was going to the pool to scout out some…err…. camel toads? yes! camel toads! omg it must be a drug because urbandictionary.com doesn’t have a definition nor does any drug dictionary! what the f-ck is a camel toad!

you dumb f-cking b-tch.

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