Hokens


the act of being hit in the face and/or “cold clocked” by a random person, while walking down the street, for no apparant reason other then their own personal amusment.
dang!!! what happend to corey, he looks like he went through a meat grinder!! oh yeah man he got hokensed by some drunk dude last night.

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