camel toaster


when a man or woman puts his/her p-n-s in a toaster. once cooked to the proper temperature, the person then takes a m-ssive sh-t in his kids mouth. as soon as the kid -j-c-l-t-s milk from his v-g-n- the zookeeper takes the polar bears for a 15 minute walk.
sorry i was late for our movie date. i had to make sure my children had a camel toaster before bedtime.

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