Camera Grenade


when a person offering to take a picture has the flash on, blinding you and every person within a 6 foot radius.
jane: smile kids! -presses shutter b-tton-
(kids squnting their eyes in the pain)
donald: myyy eyeeessss
jane: oh, your eyes were closed, lets take that again.
donald: that thing is a camera grenade.

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