Cameron Diazed
when a very drunken man brings a female – somewhere between the size of free w-lly and shamu – up to his bedroom to engage in s-xual escapades, but realizes soon after that he will not possess the strength to roll her out of his bed. in exchange for her leaving his room, he accepts a hand job from the orca-sized beast. after he finishes, though, she proceeds to run her c-m-covered hands through his hair, producing a cameron diaz style flip.
“dude our rush chair totally got cameron diazed last night.”
“at least it was a step up from those pakistani twins last weekend”.
“trueskis. we gotta go stroke his hair for good luck.”
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