Camfused
when a webcam pops up behind your current internet window during excessive p-rn surfing and you, for a brief period of time, believe that the woman is speaking directly to you.
i was masturbating furiously last night only to be camfused by a large black woman on p-rn hub live saying, “use both hands for me baby!” after my initial panic, i realized it was just a video and she couldn’t actually see me jerking off.
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