Camo Cough


what is done to cover the loud splashing of a “watermelon” in the restroom
he lost total control of his bowels an hoped the camo cough would hide the distructive noise
to let out a concealing cough in order to hide the sound of blowing -ss.
(huge shart sound) dude, how bout a camo cough, no one needs to hear that!

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