Camp Goggles


when one is at camp (think cabins, roasting marshmallows, singing campfire songs type of camps) for an extended period of time such that members of the opposite s-x that are usually considered “ugly” are seen as “hot” or attractive.
man, i was up at falcon lake camp for 3 weeks and ugly jane started looking hotter and hotter by the 7th day.
a descriptive phrase in which someone spends a large quant-ty of time away from the opposite s-x….(philmont…..i wanna go back to philmont). in doing so, the member of the opposite s-x appears rather attractive seeing as that person is most likely the first you have seen in a long period of time.
todd: d-mn, you see that chick? decent!!!
mike: dude, what the h-ll are you talking about?
chris: ouch man, you have terrible camp goggles
jacob: -mumble-
after a week o so at camp everyone look good, epecially he ones that don’t
dude you got with her? gross!

yea, i kow i had my camp goggles on

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