camp whore
the stupid, old, dirty b-tch who stole your boyfriend while he was in iraq; a woman who wh-r-s herself in army camps; no tread left on the tire, like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.
my ex dumped me for a 37 year old camp wh-r- with 2 kids that he cheated on me with, and now they’ve moved to my hometown and are staying at the cheap hotel just down the street.
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