Camping Friends
the same kids that you hangout with every year on your family camping trip, which is always on the same weekend as them. camping friends often engage in stupid and pointless activities, making fires, p-ssing off old ladies, and melting mosquitoes with aerosol flamethrowers.
friend:”hey text me if you’re bored up there with only your family..”
me:”dont worry, my camping friends are always up there when i go”
friend:”ugh well i have no other friends :(“
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