CAN EATER
a native australian who has had the unfortunate upbringing of uncultured parents – who thought a gourmet meal consisted of a can of heinz spaghetti or baked beans or the primary source of ham was a can of spam.
“look at that can eater – he’s eating a spam sandwich for lunch hahaha”
“f-cking can eaters – wouldn’t know a gourmet meal if it slapped them in the face”
“haha – that can eater had spaghetti last night – a tin of spc!”
“i’m not a can eater dude – my mum made the spaghetti and sauce fresh”
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