Can Hand
the feeling you get when you are craving an ice-cold beer. your hand starts to tremble and forms the shape of a claw, suitable for picking up a can. the only way to overcome these trembles is to fill the empty sp-ce between your thumb and fingers with a cold one.
alex: help! (hand starts shaking)
justin: oh god alex has a severe case of can hand.
doug: quick get him a beer.
(justin places beer in alex’s hand)
alex: thanks that was a close one.
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