can race
occurs when two employee’s return from lunch break and one employee tries to beat the other to the restroom because he or she knows the other employee always has bad gas.
“dave’s going to go eat mexican food for lunch, you can bet alan will return early from break to gaurantee victory in that can race. no one wants to use that bathroom for atleast 30 minutes after dave gets done with it”
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