Canadian Accent


there was once eh, the great god of canada.
eh demanded that the people of canada pick up
all the goose droppings in the land.

when they refused, eh cursed them to say his
name at the end of every sentence.
and thus the canadian accent was born.
please the gods, or you’ll wind up with a canadian accent!
i know how we speak because i am canadian. i live in ontario and i’ve talked to an american a couple times. in utah they think we say ;

-sorry (sarry)
-house (how ess)
-outside (owwwtside)

we do say eh, at the end of a sentence but not all the time indicating interest. like ; three friends are talking in a group and the two leave and walk a way and the one day says ”that dude was an idiot eh?”

basically that’s it.
and around my age, 15 kids here are talking weird too.

we’ll say, d-mn he’s a roach. meaning use less or being stupid.

also, we call people birds. ”ugh he’s a f-cking bird!”

more i feel gansgter talk. 🙂

like, pce.
(peace)

best canadian accent?

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