Canadian Balls


when you go swimming in freezing cold water, and in return your b-lls head up north in order to stay warm and protect the family jewels. sometimes they go so far up north they even seem to disappear for awhile, which cause a great deal of discomfort.
bob “hey john did you go swimming today”
john “yeah but the water was so cold that i got a major case of canadian b-lls”
bob “dude that sucks b-lls”

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