Canadian Condom
wrapping your d-ck in canadian bacon and lubing it up with maple syrup.
canadians don’t use condoms, but when they do, they prefer canadian condoms.
using an ice cream cone as protection during s-x. usually done with ice cream still in the cone and ice cream stuffed in the v-g-n-, as is done with the canadian fridge.
black dude – my lady complained when i used a pointy cone as a canadian condom, but she didn’t wanna get pregnant, so…
white guy – man! that must have hurt.
black dude – yeah, that pointy tip didn’t give me enough head sp-ce. i’ll have to use a cylindrical cone next time.
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