Canadian Cracker


the name of the act of when a man -j-c-l-t-s onto a woman’s or another man’s back, and the woman/man waits for it to dry, peels it off, and eats it.
todd: i found a canadian cracker p-rno, it was horrible.

sam: that’s disgusting!!! i don’t know how they can stomach eating it!

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