Canadian Easter egg hunt
commonly referred to as “puck hunting season”, the canadian easter egg hunt occurs around the same time as “easter”, the catholic holiday, when the little canadian kids come out of their igloos to search for pucks they lost during winter, that are now being revealed by the melting snow.
mountie 1: man i had the best canadian easter egg hunt of my life this year!
mountie 2: hey man, me too! i found so many of the pucks i lost this winter!
mountie 3: getting my moose rider’s license really sped up the hunt, eh?
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