Canadian Flag Pole


this is definition of when a dustin(very hairy creature of the backwoods of roosville b.c. canada) braids it’s v-g-n- hair into a rope 7 inches or longer, then the beast carefully will dip it in water, freeze it over night. next day it will stuff the frozen braid in a condom and use it to m-st-rb-t-
example: no example of canadian flag pole
the act of taking a hockey stick and thrusting it up another individual’s -n-s.
“listen jared, if you don’t shut up i’m going to turn you into a canadian flagpole.”

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