canadian girlfriend
when your buddy keeps saying he’s got a girlfriend, but you never meet her. imaginary girlfriend.
vince: “trevor, why haven’t we met your girlfriend? you’ve been dating for over a year.”
trevor: “she’s really busy.”
vince: “oh, yeah, i forgot how busy canadians can be.”
trevor: “what?”
mike: “vince is just saying you’ve got a canadian girlfriend, that’s all.”
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