How to Masturbate
first, lick your finger(s) and slide slowly into your p-ssy. rub around to make sure you are fully wet. when fully wet, find either the cl-t or gspot, whichever you prefer. i like cl-t better. rub your finger(s) in a slow circular motion around it. change speeds and even directions. tease yourself, play with your nipples, or bring yourself to breakpoint and back off. i like it slow and hard. after you bring yourself to an awesome -rg-sm, keep going, doing this, i’ve accomplish 8 -rg-sms in a row.
who needs a man???
guys not leaving you out. place your hand at the bottom of your shaft. like females you can change speeds as well. go up and down, faster at first then so down. rub your b-lls with your other hand. do it in front of a friend. call up one of your closest buds and both do it together. not sound appealing? o it is, just try….
last night when i was on the phone with my bestfriend, we told each other how to m-st-rb-t- and it was awesome hearing each other moan and c-m. 🙂
girls:
take off clothes.
spread your legs
spread lips
rub cl-t
have fun 😉
guys:
take off clothes
rub d-ck
have fun 😉
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