Canadian Goggles


the act of a male placing his b-llsack on his girlfriend’s eyes.
my girlfriend wanted to see better, so i gave her a pair of canadian goggles.
my b-lls are so hairy, my girlfriend couldn’t see through canadian goggles!

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