canadian immigrant
someone from canada who crosses the border into the states with the intent of stealing all our tech jobs and marrying our alaskan women. the worst part is if you confront them aboot it they just say “sorey” and give you a beer, which makes it really hard to be mad.
“ah i see you’ve met jeff… you know he’s one of those canadian immigrants right?”
“cr-p, i bet he came down here and married a nice alaskan lady and is working for some kind of tech firm now…”
a perfect source of low labour workers, such as janitors, waiters, taxi drivers, etc., that consists of highly educated workforce (masters and phds) who used to have good careers in their own country.
pros: they are resistant to abuse and unpaid wages and they never complain. companies love them because they can lower costs and increase their profit margins.
cons: they don’t speak english, and even though they do, they still don’t have “canadian experience”.
why take such a low paying job? you act like one of those canadian immigrants!
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