Canadian Irony
an unfortunate coincidence that is, in no way, ironic. inspired by alanis morrisette’s “ironic”, which doesn’t use irony in any of the song, just a bunch of examples of bad luck.
isn’t it ironic that we’re both wearing the same alanis t-shirts today?
not really, it’s just a coincidence.
right, it’s canadian irony!
when an action is performed by one person, intending to make another’s life easier, however does the opposite and the recipient is too nice too say anything about it.
canadian irony: jim left bob’s hat out where he could easily find it, however, bob spent hours looking for it because it was not where he left it.
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