canadian ivy league
basically the oldest, most selective, richest canadian universities – mcgill university, university of toronto and queen’s university.
there are others that get honourable mention, but these three are the top dogs, all within a few hours of each other, and all highly internationally ranked. all three have ties to the american ivy league too, and were even founded before canada had its own const-tution.
three dads talking about their kids’ school acceptances:
1 “hot d-mn, my son’s going to toronto – they publish more than harvard!”
2 “well hey, my boy’s off to mcgill – “the harvard of the north” where they invented football and hockey!”
3 “oh yeah, my daughter’s off at queens – working with kids who transferred from cornell!”
4 “mmm… i wish my little girl could’ve gone to a canadian ivy league… she’s going to brock.”
-laughter-
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