cancer list


a list of people that you would have s-x with if your spouse died (of cancer or some other cause). it has to be someone you actually know and have a realistic chance with, not celebrities. this is for people who’d never cheat on their spouse but still fantasize.
“that hot secretary is definitely #1 on my cancer list!”
a list of people you plan on killing if you get some sort of inoperable cancer
tommy: liza minneli, geraldo rivera, donald trump…whats this?

lieu:oh billy over here went in first time ever full physical. cameras up the -ss, the whole nine yards, results come back tomorrow. he says if they find some sort of inoperable cancer he’s gonna kill everyone on that cancer list.

tommy: in this order? come on liza has to go first bill hasn’t she suffered enough?

bill:shakes his head no

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