canadian jumpingjacks


the s-xual act of performing jumping jacks naked while your partner gives you head. and if you want to really get into it you can add some maple syrup and the 1998 denver broncos!
man last night was awesome me and my girl were doing some canadian jumpingjacks with the 1998 denver broncos and maple syrup it was fantastic.

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