Canadian Legendhood
the canadian legendhood is an international underground organisation whose membership consists of only the utmost legendary canadians.
currently there are only two members: jean chretien and nelly furtado. celine dion was supposed to join but was rejected due to her quebecoiscism. bryan adams was also going to join but his accession has been delayed as he needs to take a proper shower.
the headquarters are in a dark dark room in a dark dark alley in a dark dark city called ottawa.
dude i heard celine dion just got called up to the canadian legendhood!
nah that’s cr-p they didn’t take her in as she is a f-cking french canadian.. -randomly gets sick-
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