Canadian Ramen
canadian ramen is a s-xual act performed on a women wearing a flannel shirt. in order to correctly carry out the act, stuff as much ramen noodle soup up her v-g-n- as possible(seasoning optional). once the v-g-n- is properly stuffed, apply a generous amount of warm maple syrup on her v-g-n-l area. finally slurp each noodle out of the v-g-n- individually. the stimulation of each noodle slithering out and the delicious snack provides a pleasurable experience to both parties.
dave: “honey, i’m super h-rny but i’m also famished!”
mary: “let’s whip up some of our world famous canadian ramen!”
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