canadian walnut
when you cut off one of your t-st-cl-s with a rusty pair of scissors, call it sweet names (like steve and a good bread) and shove it down your best friend’s throat with a corkscrew.
“oh man, dave. i gave dwight a heck of a canadian walnut last night. he then paid me with corn.”
“now its my turn, brett,”
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