Canadian Wedding Night


one person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person f-cks them while apologizing profusely.
“hey bob what’s the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?”
“oh, i’m just having a good ol’ canadian wedding night.”

“i’m sorry. i’m sorry. oh god i’m sorry. eh.”

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