Canadian xylophone
a s-xual act in which a woman gets onto her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect p-n-s in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
jan and i decided to try something new last night so i played her like a canadian xylophone.
a s-xual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect p-n-s in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
jan and i decided to try something new last night so i played her like a canadian xylophone.
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