canadian

a lumberjack riding on a moose in a blizzard, who is carrying a canadian flag on a hockey stick, drinking maple syrup, and commonly says “sorry, eh” in the english-speaking provinces or “désolé, eh” in québec.
“that canadian looks so r-t-rded! i want to throw a cheerwine bomb at him!”

canadian capital
somebody from the country north of the united states, which has:
maple syrup; hockey; universal healthcare; peace; low crime/violence rates; excellent donuts and coffee (aka tim horton’s); better, cheaper beer; lovely women; nicer people;
better winter sports; cultural/tolerance; good/cheap education; superior genetalia.
person 1: so i got smashed on good brew this weekend and had some great s-x.
person 2: oh yeah, eh? me too!
person 3: (jealously) d-mn canadians.
expression for black people used by whites as “code” when they want to refer to blacks in a semi-derogatory manner without being detected in a group of people
“jeezus, look at all the canadians out tonight.”
canadian, a native of canada, from the algonquin word meaning “my village”. canada is a bilingual (french and english) and multi-cultural country surrounded, in the east, by water and history; in the north by ice, snow, alaska and the north pole; in the west, mostly by former easterners and americans, and, in the south, by our american cousins, many of whom are former canadians–a people of many origins, including aboriginals.

g-d bless, north america, including mexico–such a friendly and prosperous part of the world to live.
the home of canada dry, canadian club, hockey, baseball, basketball, the telephone, the credit union, the bluenose, the rcmp and many great “american” actors.
what americans pretend to be when on vacation abroad
jee im glad i put this “canadain” flag on my back pack while traveling in europe…cuz they sure hate us americans over there
a term that describes black people and use in order to get around politically correct language.
sorry, i cannot hear you. there are a bunch of godd-mn canadians playing rap music.

trent was trying to enjoy the movie but canadians would not stop talking to the screen and using their cellphones.

that f-cking canadian tried to steal my wallet.
a great way to get your -ss out of a sling if you are an american visiting a hostile foreign country. afterall, who hates canadians?
a person of questionable middle east ethenticy-

“hey, american infidel. hold on a moment while i detonate myself so i can go meet allah and have 45 male virgins to myself”.

american tourist-

“eh? whats this aboot? i’m just a simple canadian trying to hop a plane home so i can sit in my igloo and watch hockey on tv while drinking crown royal eh”.
canadians don’t live in igloos or f-cking log cabins, and h-ll no, we don’t say ‘aboot’you f-cking r-t-rds. we live in normal houses with normal roofs, windows and f-cking doors. and h-ll ya we make d-mn good beer and better at hockey, and lastly, we don’t say eh? at every end of the f-cking sentence. you think canadians are a bunch of idiots, take a look at bush (that f-g)
jim carrey, celine dion, shania twain, mike meyers ,etc – people that are nothing but talented and born in canada (canadian)

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