Cance
1.the little tab thing that holds your pen to your shirt.
invented by people who were soooo smart they wrote all the time, so often that they became insecure just having a pen in their pocket, they needed a surefire way to keep it from accidentally falling out. which eventually led the word “cance” to become synonymous with such words as “important”, “intellectual” , and “special.”
2.sometimes a last name….not to be, but often, confused with chance.
were you chewing on my pen?
no…
oh yeah? can you explain why the cance is bent?
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