Cancer Burrito


a spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major sh-ts. cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. symptoms of the cancer burrito include: m-ssive sh-ts, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.
josh: dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
david: i’m addicted to them now, if i dont have one i start to get withdrawls.
josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o deadly!
david: you know it!
a spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major sh-ts. cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. symptoms of the cancer burrito include: m-ssive sh-ts, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.
josh: dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
david: i’m addicted to them now, if i dont have one i start to get withdrawls.
josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o deadly!
david: you know it!

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